THE SUPER SPICY TRIO – “THE INFERNAL THREE”

K.O. Ghost Pepper • Creole Maple • Scorpion Heat

This is a festive dare, bottled three times.
A Christmas gift for people who laugh in the face of heat; and then immediately reach for cold dairy products.

Inside this box of beautiful chaos:

1. K.O. Edition – Ghost Pepper

A heat so intense, so unapologetic, we considered adding a waiver.
This is the bottle that turns brave men into philosophers and philosophers into believers.
If courage had flavour, it would taste like this.

2. Creole Maple – Sweet Pain Symphony

It begins with a gentle sweetness…
You smile…
You think you’re safe…
And then the flames arrive like a marching band from New Orleans; loud, joyful, and entirely too hot to handle.
A beautiful betrayal.

3. Scorpion Hot Sauce – Venom with a Vintage

Elegant. Deadly. Slow-building.
A sauce that doesn’t attack; it stalks you.
It’s the kind of heat that whispers,
“You started this. I will finish it.”

Together, these three form the Ultimate Spicy Trinity
the trio for the brave,
the reckless,
the gifted,
the cursed,
and the person in your group who always says,
“Bro, I don’t find anything spicy.”
(You will finally silence him.)

This is the perfect Christmas gift for anyone who thinks they are the spiciest person in the room.